"Wikipedia" (sung to the tune of "Chiquitita" by ABBA)
Wikipedia tell me what's wrong
I've got to get this done tomorrow
If I can't then some books I have to borrow
How I hate to do it like this
There is no way I can deny it
I'd rather find some where to just buy it
Wikipedia tell me the truth
Or am I just who you spy on
My best friend, are you the one I must rely on
I am never sure of myself
Now I've got to get this together
I hope we can make it up together
Wikipedia, you and I know
How the stories come and they go and they've got to look even
You'll be honest once again and the scams will end
You would have no trace for leavin'
Wikipedia, you see I cry
But the sun is still in the sky and shinin' above too
Let me see that quote once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Wikipedia
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Wikipedia
Would the walls come tumblin' down
If you try to make like a vandal
All I want to do is just avoid a scandal
Wikipedia tell me the truth
Or am I just who you spy on
My best friend, are you the one I must rely on
Wikipedia, you and I know
How the stories come and they go and they've got to look even
You'll be honest once again and the scams will end
You would have no trace for leavin'
Wikipedia, you see I cry
But the sun is still in the sky and shinin' above too
Let me see that quote once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Wikipedia
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Wikipedia
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Wikipedia
Calling Weird Al Yankovic...